Seinfeld Quote of the Day

I think this may be a recurring blog development. Here goes.

Kramer and Jerry are in Jerry's apartment. Kramer smashed up Jerry's broken stereo, then shipped it to him after insuring the package for $400.

Jerry: So were going to make the Post Office pay for my new stereo?

Kramer: It's just a write off for them.

Jerry: How is it a write off?

Kramer: They just write it off.

Jerry: Write it off what?

Kramer: Jerry, all these big companies, they write off everything.

Jerry: You don't even know what a write off is.

Kramer: Do you?

Jerry: No. I don't.

Kramer: But they do, and they are the ones writing it off.

Jerry: I wish I just had the last twenty seconds of my life back.

The insurance claim gets red-flagged, and Newman interrogates Jerry in an effort to convict him of mail fraud. The investigation yields nothing, until Newman finds a picture of Jerry pointing to the stereo as if it were broken. Along with this picture, Newman finds some pictures of George and a photo gallery employee in provocative poses. This is where George's famous "The Timeless Art of Seduction" print origininated.