Seinfeld!

So, Kramer thinks that he sees a pigman in the local hospital. The next day, he finds a newspaper article saying that the hospital had received funding for genetic research, and he claims, "don't even question my instincts, because my instincts are honed."

Later, Kramer devises a plan to rescue the pigman from the hospital.

KRAMER: Wait wait George. You got room in the car for the pig-man huh?

GEORGE: The pig-man can take the bus.

KRAMER: George, if the pig-man had a car, he would give you a ride.

GEORGE: How do you know? What if pig-man had a two-seater?

KRAMER: Be realistic George.

GEORGE: I'll tell you what, if pig-man shows up, we'll squeeze him in. I'll see you later.